Minion sayings that make you left11/2/2023 ![]() “Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes…” “Top 4 whishes: Earn money without working 2. ![]() “One of the best feelings in the world is knowing that someone is happy because of you.” I know more than I say, think more than I speak and I observe more than you know.” Minion Quotes About Love “Don’t underestimate me because I’m quiet. Don’t get stressed over what you can’t control.” “Take life day by day and be grateful for all little things. “My doctor asked me if I had ever had a stress test? Yes – I replied it’s called life” “When life knocks you down… Calmly get back up and very politely say, “You hit like a bitch” ![]() You’re either covering it, laughing it off, kissing it, kicking it busting it, trying to get a piece of it behaving like one… Or, you live with one!!!” “Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.” “Never sing in the shower singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked, so remember don’t sing” Minion Quotes About Life “I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.” Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain!” “Warning! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. “Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself!” “I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood.” “The wifi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. “My tolerance level is extremely low, proceed with caution!” Funny Minion Quotes “You have no idea who you’re messing with! I am the greatest supervillain of all time!” “Don’t give me your attitude unless you want mine!!” I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth.” “We were born with flippers! … No? Just me? Okay.” “I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.” “Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. “There should be an app so you can delete your number from other people’s phones.” “Don’t wait until you are rich to be happy. “Villains, this is no longer a coronation! It is an execution! Get them!” “My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all… and some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them!” “The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep.” “Things to do today, Get up, Survive and Go back to bed.”
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